The invasion of the Clucks…

  • NB: The chickens next door marched the fence, my kitty Princess Nom Nom Booksitting Bagsleeping Fattycat SwishyTail the First was worrying. But she knows good friends in MattyLand to help her through the worry.

    The Invasion of the Clucks

    It was a calm Thursday
    As Thursdays often are
    And Princess Nom Nom Booksitting Bagsleeping Fattycat SwishyTail the First
    Sat upon her throne
    By a window in the Kingdom of Bedroom
    her wonderful home,
    And it was such a wonderful place
    Especially when it was calm!

    At least… it was calm…
    Until a sound could be heard
    It was ever so quiet…
    But loud enough… to make ears perk.
    Cluck…
    It was only once,
    But once was enough…
    For her Royal Highness,
    Was alert to the sound…
    Her head went left
    Then quickly to the right
    She looked around, and around…
    Trying to figure it out…
    Then it happened again,
    That sound…
    Only this time in was three times as loud!!!
    Cluck!, Cluck!, Cluck!!!
    And then she saw it…
    Something beyond her dreams
    An assortment of birds
    Bigger than she would ever be!!
    They were all golden brown,
    And looked fierce and strong
    Some wore red head pieces
    And others marched back and forth…
    Exactly… like soldiers would.

    There was only one explanation
    At least to her mind,
    There was going to be an invasion.
    Her heart began to pound.

    What was she to do,
    A lone princess in her kingdom,
    She had to seek aid…
    From Mattyland this instant.
    She ran to Mayor Big Ted
    She made her plea

    “Please giant bear
    Please save me!”

    He listened, quietly
    He nodded his head.
    This did indeed sound bad
    Soldiers at the fence.

    “Do not worry,”

    He said rather calm

    “I have a plan!
    And I won’t let you down!
    We will raise an army,
    We will load up with bread crumbs!
    We will march to the fence
    We will drive them back!”

    “Thank you!”
    Said the Princess Cat!
    With a grin on her face
    As she heard the plan

    “We shall take out those marchers
    Before they invade!
    We will drive them back!
    We will definitely win!”

    She returned to her Kingdom
    To her wonderful throne
    She sat on watch
    As they marched the wall.
    “Cluck, Cluck”
    They often went,
    As the marched moving their heads.

    Then finally,
    As the afternoon turned to night
    Mayor Big Ted, had at last arrived

    With him he had an army of critters,
    Some big and some small
    Elephants, Giraffes, even a Kiwi had shown
    And then behind them, MattyLands Monarch appeared
    Hugsie the Snuggle bunny showed.
    The three foot tall queen!

    “Do not worry,
    Our Princess Friend,
    We shall march to the wall,
    We shall drive them back!”

    It had begun
    As they headed to the fence
    Princess Nom Nom followed last
    Alert but in fear
    As they reached the fence.
    The threat was made clear
    For the fence rattled!!
    To the noise that was there
    “CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK”!
    Came from the other side
    But Mayor Big Ted would not back down in fear!

    “FIRE”!

    He shouted
    Ever so loud.
    The bread crumbs went over,
    Far over the fence
    The sound of panic followed
    As the Clucking disappeared
    Then the scratching sound,
    As the ground began to shake

    “They are running!”

    Said the Princess,

    As Mayor Big Ted and friends cheered!
    It was safe to say
    That the Kingdom had been saved
    There would be no invasion
    From cluck’s this day.

    We don’t know how long…
    It will be till they return
    But rest assured when they do
    Certain ears will perk.

    And that is the story
    Of how Princess Nom Nom came close
    To having the Kingdom of Bedroom
    Invaded by the clucks.


    March 17th, 2011 | Matty Angel | No Comments |

About The Author

Matty is a 36 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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