The Missing TV Controller & The Trial of Sinister Quacky Eyes (Parts 1 and 2)

  • NB: THIS IS LONG, SO BE WARNED!!!!!!!

    This is the first AND second parts of the Missing TV Controller and the Trial of Sinister Quack Eyes! I decided to put them together after a while thinking on it! I also fixed up some editing, so it should be a bit easier to read. If anyone spots any mistakes though! Please let me know!

     

    Part 1:

    The Missing TV Controller

    It was a typical night in MattyLand
    As everyone slept sound
    That is almost everyone
    Not Zorrobear of course…
    As it was his job, his mission
    To protect all citizens from danger
    While accompanied by growler the dragon,
    He was as wide awake as ever.

    He was on a case,
    One he had been following for days.
    For there was a super villian in town,
    Or so the rumour says.
    A very sinister type
    One with quacky eyes
    A duck who carried a bag
    A bright yellow one of course.
    A duck…
    Who just happened to be named
    Sinister Quacky Eyes
    Who would have thought? aye?

    What this duck had actually done
    No one really knows…
    Some say he stole SantaPuppys blocks
    Right from his magical truck…
    Others say he said mean things
    But it was one that made Zorrobear twitch
    A certain rumour from a snoring sheep
    That Sinister Quacky Eyes…
    Had control of the TV.

    Now for those that don’t really understand,
    In MattyLand the TV is a sacred thing
    And its controlled by a black controller with buttons
    And all the citizens watch it quite often
    But it had been 2 days since it was last on,
    Which gave credibility to the rumor
    That the snoring sheep had snored…

    So Zorrobear, with his mighty black hat,
    His wonderful cape, the inside red
    With his leather booties
    His leather paw gloves
    Flew with growler
    To end this mission once and for all.
    And it was in New Bookshelf,
    A rather barren place
    That Sinister Quacky Eyes,
    Was discovered and trapped.

    Zorrobear confronted,
    The Sinister Duck
    Who did indeed have quacky Eyes
    Which was quite expected of a duck.
    He spoke one word at a time,
    Well sometimes he spoke to…
    For after all…
    Thats what a Zorrobear has to do.

    “I…
    ZorroBear…
    Am here….
    To arrest,
    YOU
    Sinister Quacky Eyes
    For Many
    Many Crimes,
    For being…
    Sinister
    Having,
    Quacky Eyes
    For controlling
    The TV
    For being..
    A DUCK!”

    Sinister Quacky Eyes,
    Just looked back
    Its not my fault,
    See this tag?!
    Its how I was Made,
    I wasn’t born this way….
    Please, let me be…
    AND ALSO QUACK.

    But Zorrobear would have none,
    He was determined to do good,
    And the duck was quickly caught
    Tied up with the lace of a shoe.
    He and growler,
    Carried him back,
    And to wooden block train station…
    He was taken rather quick.

    When he was there,
    And Wooden Block Station,
    A part of the train was immediately prepared,
    He was placed upon letters,
    L, M, N, O, P, Q, R and of course as you may expect
    The letter S was there to.

    He was fully visible
    A real live villain to see
    So many had come,
    Amazed as can be.
    They whispered to each other
    That he was rather Sinister,
    That he had Quacky Eyes
    And he was guilty as ever.

    So that is the story,
    Of Zorrobear and growler
    A missing TV controller,
    A snoring sheep or other…
    But it is not end,
    Oh no, not at all,
    So please stay tuned
    For there’s a trial to be held.

    AND ALSO QUACK

    Part 2

     

    The Trial of Sinister Quacky Eyes,

    It was around noon
    When the train arrived
    The Kingdom of Bedroom
    Was a sunny delight
    Her Royal Highness
    Princess Nom Nom Booksitting Bagsleeping Fattycat Swishy Tail the First
    Sat in the sun
    On her throne bed of course.

    She looked down,
    As wooden train arrived,
    At first she happy
    Excited perhaps…
    But she made a face,
    As she saw Sinister Quacky Eyes…
    “Another bird”
    she muttered,
    Quietly under her breath
    She sighed as it stopped
    At chest of draws station.

     

    Sinister Quacky Eyes was taken
    And rather quickly…
    By two strong elephants
    Drowsy and Patches,
    To Bookcase court
    The most scariest court of all…
    Three shelves high,
    The same highest as her Highnesses throne.

    When on top,
    The trial began
    A large kitty cat head
    Peered down at the villain

    “By order of MattyLand
    For the safety of all
    The Kingdom of Bedroom
    Holds all the trials of villains

    You are here,
    Accused none of the less
    Of being Sinister
    Having Quacky Eyes
    Taking Santa Puppys blocks…
    And committing… the worse ever sin
    Which I can barely utter about!
    Even now, it makes me shiver.

    For you are accused, of interrupting….
    The most sacred of rituals throughout the world
    The watching of TV, and morning cartoons
    By taking the TV Controller…
    How do you plea!”

    Sinister Quacky Eyes
    Looked up quite brave

    “I plea innocent”

    There was a gasp from the elephants…
    Which rang so loud!
    After all they were elephants,
    They had long trunk noses!

    The Princess,
    Put her head close to Sinister Quacky Eye’s head
    She store him down…
    “Hmmmmm” she said.

    “To what charges are you innocent.
    Are you innocent to all…”

    She continued on,
    Eyeballing him.

    Sinister Quacky Eyes then replied
    But not before a quack.

    “I am guilty of being sinister
    Of having Quacky Eyes
    I have taken a few blocks…
    From Santa Puppys truck
    But I promise…
    No I swear!
    On my satin bow.
    That I…
    Sinister Quacky Eyes
    TOOK NO TV CONTROLS!”

    There was an awkward silence that followed
    But it didn’t last long
    The Princess and the Duck conversed all day long
    And as the trial dragged out
    Words were thrown back and forth
    There was also stopping for breaks to of course

    Breaks for Fur Licking,
    Blanket kneading,
    Breaks for sniffing,
    For rolling
    And of course many for purring!
    And as the trial continued,
    Between all these breaks,
    Something happened…
    Something unexpected and strange!

    Sinister Quacky Eyes…
    and the Princess kitty!
    Were becoming friends!

    Through all their talking!
    They learned of each others likes!
    They talked about the fun things
    That they both enjoyed!
    Then by days end
    The Elephants were dismissed…
    Drowsy and Patches… were no longer needed!

    And by night,
    When both were tired.
    Princes Nom Nom. her highness
    Issued a pardon

    “Sinister Quacky Eyes

    She said quite royal…

    “I Princess Nom Nom, Booksitting bagsleeping Fattycat Swishy Tail the First
    Am giving you a pardon of the crimes you are accused.
    You will not be welcome in MattyLand again
    But I invite you to the Kingdom of Bedroom to spend the rest of your days!”

    Sinister Quacky Eyes, let out a quack!

    “Thank you”

    He said

    “I can live with that”

    The Princess Kitty, snuggled up to her friend
    And so tired from the days events…
    They had a wonderful sleep!

    And so that is the story
    The tale of how
    Sinister Quacky Eyes ended up
    In the wonderful Kingdom of Bedroom
    The missing controller…
    Was eventually found,
    It showed up the next week
    Inside the couch…
    Who would have thought…
    That a cat and a bird,
    Could be best friends…
    They just each had to listen.


    March 24th, 2011 | Matty Angel | No Comments |

About The Author

Matty is a 36 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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