The Attack of the Dragon Possum Possibly a Dog!

  • NB: Well my kitty friend Princess Nom Nom Booksitting Bagsleeping Fattycat Swishytail The First was recently attacked by something and needed surgery. SHE IS OK!!! She is recovering and sleeping. POOR KITTY! She will get better though. Anyway this is what happened, kind of.

    Hmm this story looks a bit strange so I’m not sure if it will make sense, its hard writing a story that a kitty who is sore and icky feeling is telling you.

    PS! The Voluntary Eaters of Tasty Things Society was great! They fixed her right up.

    The Attack of the Dragon Possum Possibly a Dog!

    It was a night like many others
    Where the usual happenings were happening
    A night of quiet and a night of calm
    Where nothing unexpected was expected.

    That was until a last minute decision
    By her Royal Highness
    Princess Nom Nom Booksitting Bagsleeping Fattycat Swishytail The First
    In typical unpredictable kitty princess fashion
    Suddenly and without any real reason
    Decided to head on a journey to the great Kingdom of Pigglylot!
    To Visit Lord Pig Pig-a-lot
    To inquire about acquiring
    Some delicious tasty tasties
    that she thought and finds delicious.

    But if she knew then what she knew now
    She would not have decided to journey so far
    For this journey was not like others she had done
    It was more dangerous and scary!

    While she was on her way past Great Gate to the world outside
    She felt something was different
    Strange… and odd.
    She wasn’t sure what,
    But she thought she was being watched
    And she was right

    For out of no where in the dark
    In the creepy shadows of the Trees
    A terrifyingly monstrous dragon possum possibly a dog
    Attacked her with a leap!

    She pulled out her claws
    And a battle took place
    It could have gone either way
    And no one is sure how long it took
    But as it went on, they both got hurt.

    Her Highness made the smart decision
    She would withdraw and fight another day,
    But as she was leaving she got bitten
    RIGHT ON THE BACK LEG!!

    She let out a meow and a small sniffle,
    She bapped the creature back on the nose
    And they both went different ways,
    But she was hurt…

    What was she to do
    She was to proud to get help
    Afterall she was Princess Nom Nom
    The ruler of the Kingdom of Bedroom.

    She went and hid under a bush,
    And curled up to go to sleep
    Hoping no one would notice she was hurt
    But wishing someone would help her all the same.

    She was sleeping for a while,
    One day… then two
    She hurt pretty bad,
    She couldn’t stand on her back leg!

    But she knew kind of,
    That Matty of Mattyland would worry,
    And she knew that he would find her
    If she just waited and waited.

    And thats what happened!
    Matty of Mattyland true to Routine
    Noticed on a visit to the great Kingdom of Bedroom
    That Her Royal Highness
    Princess Nom Nom Booksitting Bagsleeping Fattycat Swishytail The First
    Was not on her throne,
    Or for that matter, ANYWHERE!

    Matty organized a search party
    Of creatures and critters from both their lands
    Zorrobear took charge of the operation
    As they searched and looked everywhere

    They searched every Kingdom,
    Every land and every place
    They searched and they searched
    Even beyond the Great Gate to the world outside!

    But her Royal Highness highness was no where to be seen
    She had hidden pretty well
    Embarrassed and to proud
    Not wanting to let anyone know she was hurt.

    But Zorrobear and Matty knew
    Somewhere She was waiting!
    They wouldn’t give up
    And eventually they found her.

    “Oh no!” they said,
    As they found her all hurt
    She told them about the Dragon possum possibly a dog
    And they great battle that took place.

    They rushed her as fast they could to the Kingdom of Bedroom
    Quickly calling Dr Polar Long Scarf bear to take a look
    But even he the most smartest Doctor in the lands
    Could not help the hurt Princess get better at all…

    But he told them of this place that could
    A place called The VETS
    He wasn’t sure what it stood for,
    But suggested it was the Voluntary Easters of Tasty-things Society

    Princess Nom Nom thought about this for a while
    She wanted to get better,
    And Matty of MattyLand did too,
    After a meow-versation, A decision was made.
    Her Highness was rushed to The VETS
    Where amazingly no tasty things were in sight
    But she was hurting to much to really be worried about that
    SHE HAD TO GET BETTER! AND NOW!

    What happened from there is blurry
    No one is really sure
    She was taken away into a room
    A room where animals become better and better!

    A few days passed with Princess in that room,
    Then The VETS finally sent word
    She could return home to the Kingdom of Bedroom
    Matty of MattyLand rushed to get her!

    Her leg was very hurt though,
    It was put into a cast by The VETS
    But not just any ordinary cast
    It was a Princess one with Princess hearts and crowns on it!
    So although she didn’t like it,
    She could tolerate it a bit.

    But other than that she seemed okay…
    Just a little tired!
    And a bit confused to,
    Probably because the Voluntary Easters of Tasty-Things Society
    Really didn’t have many tasty-things at all!

    She returned back to the Kingdom of Bedroom
    And until her leg and paw were better, she sure slept a lot…

    She never really spoke much of the Dragon Possum possibly a Dog,
    But if there’s anything that we can learn from this….

    Its that we should plan our adventures
    And don’t make last minute decisions!


    October 2nd, 2011 | Matty Angel | 4 Comments |

About The Author

Matty is a 36 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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  • Pip 10.02.2011

    I like the story Matty and the words fit just fine. I hope that rascally possum possibly a dog has ventured off to other lands.
    Super happy that Nom Nom is recovering and getting better day by day with all your wonderful care and attention. 🙂

  • Love the Voluntary Easters of Tasty-Things Society – true their tasty things are not always tasty. Very glad the Princess is recovering from meeting the dragon possum possibly a dog – maybe ‘dastardly’ is a good word for a nasty natured beastie! <3

  • I LOVE this story Matty! You might just find this hanging on a wall at a certain Voluntary Eaters of Tasty-Things Society Clinic sometime soon. This would make a fantastic childrens story 🙂 Sending Princess Nom Nom BBFS The First a big cuddle and healing vibes

  • what a fantastic story! so exciting! i loved it Matty

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