Just another day in Piptopia
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NB: Written for my friend Pip and her Daughter Molly, her kityt Lulu and Daisy the puppy ! I wasn’t going to publish this but they said I could! I hope they enjoyed it and hope you all do to!
Just another day in Piptopia!In the great land Piptopia
Where the Wrestler Queen Pip reigns
Something strange was afoot
Something rather sinisterFor in room
Hidden away
There was scheming
Plotting and whispersBetween a Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly
And her loyal companion Lulu…
Whispers of revolution,
Rebellion and change.The Mutant Ninja Molly,
Had made promises to the spiring Lulu
That when the exchange of power had taken place
She could become a general.From these promises
An army was gathered
Many cats from different lands
All gathering under one banner.There were a hundred and one in total
Each of them named Lulu followed by a number
And all of them with a dream,
To formally claim Piptopia!But the Wrestler Queen Pip
Had a plan of her own.
She had been tipped off by an informant…
Daisy Twitchynose the first.
In exchange for what could possibly be the meaning of life
A TENNIS BALLShe had betrayed Lulu,
Who had tried to recruit her for the revolution
Under direct orders by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly
Who was certain of her loyalty.The plan to counter this rebellion
This revolution during dire times
Was to gather some strong allies
From lands far and wide…She first visited MattyLand
A place where Matty rules,
She requested assistance to fight this revolution
This is where she got her first recruit
Hugasaurus Rex the PonyWith Hugasaurus on her side
She was off to a good start
Her next stop was Pigglylot
Where she met with Lord Pig Pig-a-lot himselfShe told him of the desperate times
And what The Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly was planning
She said this could turn into disaster!
For not just her but the entire world!Lord Pig Pig-a-lot agreed, while eating some cake
He called his Loyal cow froemd
Mooey Moo-a-lot the mooest mooer of mooing
And ordered his loyal cow friend
To assist Queen Pip!
But of course not before a wrestling match
For Lord Pig Pig-a-lots entertainmentRiding Hugasaurus Rex
Follwed by Mooey
They headed for the final destination
Fort Goat ruled by The Honorable Queen HelenOf course upon arrival
Mooey set to work copying the goats
While the wrestling Queen Pip met with Queen Helen
To discuss the situation in PiptopiaThe Honorable Queen Helen listened
She nodded her head
And said in a very royal voice
We must stop the Teenage Mutant Ninja Mollys plans!She called for Prince Epic, Possibly a Moose
The most epic moose of all the mooses
He wasn’t even a moose, HE WAS A GOAT
He was just that epic.Prince Epic was informed of the Situation
And fluffing his coat so royal listened
He nodded his head and replied with a Maaaaaa
Joining Hugasaurus Rex and Mooey Moo-a-lot the mooest mooer of mooing
Then all of them headed back to Piptopia
To prepare for the rebellionThe rebellious revolution happened
And it was a battle to not be forgotten!
It started 101 cats all named Lulu
Demanding food
AT THE SAME TIME!Mooey Moo-a-lot the mooest mooer of mooing
Tried to feed them all but was struggling to keep up
And when it looked like the cats would destroy everything
Daisy came to the rescue out of no where!
Of course eating a tonne of the food herself
Each cat was well fed and patted.But Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly
Would not give up so easily
She threw Green and Blue things near the Wrestler Queen Pip!
It was her greatest weakness.Queen Pip covered her eyes,
Cause she hates green and blue
Even if she says she doesn’t
It was clearly stated in plain English a few times or four.But thankfully the attack didn’t last long
As Prince Epic, Possibly a Moose
Came to the rescue
Eating everything that shouldn’t be edible
And if I may add, rather royally too.And for a while there it looked like
Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly had been defeated
And that would have been true
If not for the General Lulu…!General Lulu
With a rather Commanding Meow
Demanded a head pat that would last forever!
Queen Pip could not resist the kitty charm
However Hugasaurus Rex stepped in to save herJumping in the way and saying NOooooooooooooo-iegghhh
And taking the kitty charm upon himself
Began to Pat General Lulu
In a pat scratch that could possibly never end, EVER.And with that,
The rebellion had at last been crushed…
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly and Lulu
Would of course have to be punished…Or they would have been…
But they themselves were also saved!
For the wrestling Queen Pip of Piptopia
Was now busy with Cats, Cows, Horses and goats
All of who had stayed for a visit
Not that the rebellious revolution was over…
As well as Daisy, the loyal informant.And as Teenage Mutant Ninja Molly
Saw how Busy Queen Pip now was
She thought to herself…
I am glad I’m not the rulerAnd you might be wondering,
Where was King mark during this whole debacle?
Well he was busy beating the panels of a car
That had said rude things about a New Zealand rugby team…
And we all know that’s not allowed,
So his absence is completely justified.THE END
About The Author
Matty is a 36 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!
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Love it Love it Love it…… thank you Matty. That General Lulu is fast becoming the boss of this house !!!! Thank goodness for loyal dogs and teenage daughters who we can still reason with and of course our wonderful friends in Matty land.