The Bottle Cap of Doom! (Poem)

  • NB: Shhh don’t tell Princess Nom Nom that its me.

    The Bottle Cap of Doom!

    Her day was peaceful
    Just food, yawning and sleep
    As she lay in her favourite spot,
    All was perfect!
    Wonderful, grand and great.

    Until, from the corner of her eye…
    She saw it!
    The bottle cap of doom,
    She groaned out a meow
    “Mrrrr… merow… meow.”
    As she remembered…
    Remembered how it disturbed her,
    As it bounced mysteriously past her,
    While she was sleeping some days ago.

    Her bottom then wiggled down
    Her tail flicked about.
    Her ears twitched
    As her body hugged the ground.

    Then she waited patiently…
    Waited for the perfect moment
    Waited and waited…
    With her eyes fixed on her destination

    Then… JUMP!!!!
    She pounced!
    Right through the air she went!
    Landing with a ‘THUMP’
    She quickly stretched out her paw…
    Then… ‘WAP!’
    She hit the bottle cap across the room…

    Then… ‘WOOSH!’
    Quicker than your eyes can follow
    Off she went again!
    Chasing in pursuit,
    As it bounced off the ground 
    She pounced once again
    ‘THUMP!’ then ‘WAP’
    And off it went again.

    What started off as revenge
    Had quickly turned into a game
    And she twirled, jumped, pounced and ran
    All around the room
    Till at last she was tired.

    Then back she went
    To her favourite spot
    To where things were perfect
    Wonderful and grand
    Back to peaceful slumber…

    At least of course…
    Till the bottle cap of doom…
    Just mysteriously bounces past her once again…
    Hmm… I wonder what makes it do that?


    February 21st, 2014 | Matty Angel | 5 Comments |

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Matty is a 36 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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  • Bright Side of Life 02.21.2014

    I loved this poem and it really made me smile. I can easily visualize the cat playing with the bottle top! What fun.

  • Alright, Princess Nomnom! I’m so happy to read that she has a bottle cap that gets her up and about! May the bottle cap shiver in terror at the furred pouncer! <3 Matty 🙂 Wonderful!

  • What a fun peom 🙂 You paint a wonderful word picture Matty and I love the sense of humour – it made me smile 🙂

  • What a cute poem, and I can see Princess Nomnom playing with the bottle cap!! 🙂

  • What a great picture you paint angel. Nom Nom is just showing the cap who the master of the house is 🙂

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