THE SECRET SERIES – 3 – THE SECRET OF BEEFY MOOBIT

  • NB: Number 3 in the secret series! I will put them all together soon! There is more secrets to come too!

    If you spot any mistakes comment below so I can fix them.


    The secret Beefy Moobit

    It is nice to meet you
    Nice to meet you, yes it is
    My name is Beefy Moobit
    And I… am a cow!

    Now I suppose I can share with you
    A secret that I have,
    Just please do not share it,
    With any goats that you may meet.

    You see, we are not really copy-cows
    No we are not at all!
    Now a copy-cow is a cow,
    That everyone thinks… is trying to be a goat!

    You see the goats think we are copying them
    But that’s not really the truth
    The secret truth actually is…
    That we are just pretending to!

    You see there was this cow once
    Whose name was Milk and Cookies,
    And she heard this goat say
    They hate others copying them,

    So Milk and Cookies thought
    In a rather mean teasing way,
    That it would be rather fun
    To pretend to be a goat for a day.

    So all us cows got together,
    And grew horns just like some goats have,
    We also started saying Moo,
    A bit like goats say Maaa,

    But you see us cows have trouble with our A’s
    So Moo was as close as we could say,
    I am not sure why that is…
    But its probably just a cow thing,

    Then finally we stole their group name
    And declared our group of cows a herd!
    So the goats believe we are copying them
    But really we are just being a bit mean!

    Anyway… as I was saying!
    We had so much fun seeing the goats get so annoyed…
    I suppose that’s pretty mean now I think about it…
    But really us cows and goats are good friends…
    So it was more like a brother and sister teasing.

    So we decided to keep on copying them
    I’m not sure if we will ever stop,
    But if you ever do meet a goat
    Ask them what they think about cows!

    I am sure you will get told a bunch,
    About how we are all copy-cows…
    But it is a secret why we are!
    So please don’t share it with any of them!


    August 8th, 2011 | Matty Angel | 2 Comments |

About The Author

Matty is a 37 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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  • Helen 08.08.2011

    I’m so glad to know the cows are just pretending!

  • Etoile

    Oh my goodness, this made me laugh 🙂 Thanks Matty!

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