Dearest Miss chicken (Poem)
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NB: I saw my neighbours chicken outside yesterday!!! Where she shouldn’t be!! I went and caught her and put her back 🙂 She was very friendly, but I decided to write her a letter.
Dearest Miss Chicken
Dearest Miss Chicken
You are very quite nice
But you must understand
Your pen is your house
Roaming about
Being curious…
Well its just not safe
In fact its scary!
There-be monsters out there
With pointy and floppy ears
There are these giant dragon things too…
And weird people who ride them,
Your house is better
Please believe me
Oh… And… Um… Dearest Miss Chicken
Just so your aware
I noticed your butt is feathery
Just thought you should know that.Love Matty

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That is so funny Matty. I hope she didn’t make you chase her all over the yard
That is really cute that you helped her find her way home. Also that she has a feathery butt. XD
Hands Matty her cetificate in hennery !!!! For outstanding services to the community chickens.. “giggles”… 🙂 :). A very cute poem made me smile lots.
I want a fluffy butt………..
Hehehe I like this one – it made me smile a lot 🙂 hugs and thank you Matty:)
I’m so glad you rescued the wandering chicken from all those dangerous possibilities! She’s a very lucky hen to live next door to you. I’m also very glad to see you write a happy, funny story poem again 🙂 hugs!
Thank you everyone 🙂