Thoughts on Roast Chicken Crackers (Poem)

  • NB: Book still coming! In the mean time, let me share my thoughts with you!

    Thoughts on Roast Chicken Crackers

    So I’ve been thinking…
    Yup… THINKING!
    I can’t believe that’s something I can do
    But its true, true, true!
    I can think…
    So, let me share with you.

    I was at the grocery store
    Doing grocery things
    When I came upon a very strange box
    Roast Chicken Crackers they said

    Hmm…
    Wait!

    How did chickens… bigger than this box
    End up making these crackers
    Taste how they are?

    Is there miniature chicken
    The size of grains of sand?
    That then gets roasted
    For the crackers to be this way?

    Or… Did they invent a shrink ray?
    That shrinks them right down…
    Making them small enough for crackers,
    For me to go nom nom!

    Or… I suppose…
    But quote me on this
    It just seems so ridiculous,
    Perhaps they find a way
    To sprinkle a flavor
    To make the crackers
    Taste like Roast Chicken

    But … Nah, that can’t be right!
    That sounds like just so much work
    Tiny Chickens and Shrink Rays
    Now that’s just logical.


    July 8th, 2016 | Matty Angel | 2 Comments |

About The Author

Matty is a 37 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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  • Vanessa Taylor 07.08.2016

    I love the way your mind works Matty. Thank you for a good morning smile. hugs Vanessa

  • Helen

    Logical. Riiiiiiiiiight. I’m so glad you felt like writing, and wrote!

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