The Secret Series – 5 – The Secret of Mr Moe Lazybones Ropechewer Hug-a-lot
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NB: Number 5 in the secret series! I will put them all together soon (PROMISE)! There is more secrets to come too! This is the secret of a horse named  Mr Moe Lazybones Ropechewer Hug-a-lot, he let me ride him. He is really friendly and I asked him all sorts of stuff. Animals have so many secrets. Well he told me just like Benji had told me before… that all horses secret mission is to eat the worlds carrots because if they don’t they may take over the world. Mr Moe confirmed when he told me the same thing. Otherwise I would not really believe it.
The secret of Mr Moe Lazybones Ropechewer Hug-a-lot and Ponies the whole world wide
So you wish to know a secret?
I will have to think on this…
I Mr Moe Lazybones Ropechewer Hug-a-lot
Don’t usually share my secrets!Hmmmm, well a secret I have
That I suppose I can share…
Though their are some conditions
Like you can’t speak of it near vegetablesYou see I am a horse,
And as a horse I have a job
As all horses and ponies do
Across the whole world-wideThis job that we have
Is one of importance
For if we were not here to do it
There would be so many consequencesThe job that we share
Is a birthright for all horses
We all take a pledge
Once we are old enough to start talking.The pledge that we take
Is an oath that we live by…
That all carrots no matter what size
Must all be eaten on sightFor you see carrots have been trying for years and years
To take over this world, every last bit!
And we horses and ponies are the only defence
Against this evil force that is so terrible!So without us ponies and horses here
The world will surely be taken over in a matter of minutes!
Those carrots, they have such evil plans
Eating them is the only solution… and we know you understand.So if you ever see a carrot
Bring it straight to us horses and ponies!
We will show the carrots who’s boss!!
Its our civil duty
And we appreciate you helping us.
About The Author
Matty is a 37 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!
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I love it 🙂 Silly pony!