One cat, two cat, one bowl, two bowls.
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NB: My evening drama re-told with a dr seuss’y style. I had the next door cat show up for food and they were hissing and being butt pains to each other… then he went to sleep on my oven hehe but I was explaining to someone and I said. One cat, two cat, one cat, no cat… after my cat stomped outside… which she replied dr seuss would be proud… and so, just for her. I have written this special poem in a dr seuss style just to make her smile 🙂 There is nothing better than a written present!
Remember to read this one out loud!ÂÂ
One cat, two cat, one bowl, two bowls.
One cat, two cat, one cat, no cat
Blacky white cat,
Tiger striped cat
Mean cat, fair cat
See these two cats?
I see, I see these two cats be…One is hungry
Both are Hungry
The cats are hungry
See them meow please?Lets give them food
A bowl or two
That cat, this cat
WAIT…
The food has gone poofFood gone poof?
But how? but when?
I put the food in those bowls then…
Did you see where the food went where?
I do not understand this here!No matter how or when or why
Lets give these cats food one more time!
Blacky white cat
Tiger striped cat
Mean cat, Fair cat
Eat once again!WAIT!
The food has vanished
Did you see how?
I turn my back and now its gone…
Should I try again right here?
To feed the cats that meow just there!I am not sure I understand
What is happening to my plans
To feed this cat and that cat too
Why does my food not stay for you?!No matter
No matter
Lets try again
Lets try something different then
No more food in bowls for you
One bowl, two bowls,
To the cupboard with you!So what to do may be asked from you
Well here is a plan that I think is grand
Instead of one bowl, two bowls, no bowl
Lets try something much more less bowlDo you think that this will work?
Its a Figzy Wugzy Pogzy Woo
Does this strange machine confuse you?
Let me try to explain it to youIt works like this
You see right here?
You put a cat just right there!
You put them there and push this here
And the cats will bounce and jump to there!
Then they stop and see this spring here
It makes them hop to somewhere somewhere!
No more meow please
No more strange things
No more problems with bowls empty.Do you see my solution now?
It is the best solution in town
Somewhere somewhere is somewhere elsewhere
And now the one cat, two cat problems gone where?
About The Author
Matty is a 37 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!
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Wow Matty this is sooooo cool 🙂 I love it hehe and Dr Seuss would too. What a special special present 🙂 written by one talented, wonderficul, caring friend.
I think your friend might want a copy of this one !!!!
It’s Dr. Matty! A far distant relation of Dr. Seuss, no doubt! Good job, missy. Yet another wonderful story and poem, too 🙂
Hehe no don’t think I am related !! But thank you for the nice words 🙂
loved it , read it over and over!
thanks for sharing
Inish xxx