The Chef called Jeff (Children’s Poem)

  • NB: This may make no sense at all to you… but if your 6 years old this is very logical. PROMISE

    (THANKS ALEX… sorry I stole your idea)

    A chef named Jeff

    I once met a man whose name was Jeff
    He really, really was a Chef
    But then again I am not sure
    You see… he did things I thought were wrong!

    He didn’t cook with pots and pans!
    He cooked with shoes and socks and Hats!
    Now how he did it…
    I’m not sure…
    But I swear right now…
    Its true you know!

    And when he served up his delicious food
    He served up things that made me confused
    Lint from washers!
    T-shirts and pants!
    “You can’t eat those!”
    I told him that…

    He looked at me…
    That Chef called Jeff
    And he told me…
    “Well you can if your a puppet!”

    You see the chef
    Whose name was Jeff
    Was really all this time…
    A CHEF FOR PUPPETS!


    July 12th, 2012 | Matty Angel | 4 Comments |

About The Author

Matty is a 37 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

4 Responses and Counting...

  • Annabelle 07.12.2012

    Love it!

  • Pip

    Hehe very cute !!!!

  • Helen

    I’m so glad puppets have a chef! How hungry they would be otherwise! <3

  • HappyComfort

    That was very funny with that twist at the end Matty! Good job! May Jehovah bless you and keep you! Have a great week! 😀

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