The Hopaclypse

  • NB: The hopaclypse, an event common during easter due to the clumsy and excited nature of the easter bunny… who happens to be 300 feet tall.

    The Hopaclypse coming!

    That time of year was fast approaching,
    There was just a few more sleeps to go…
    All inside the Blocktropolis, Blocktopia
    Were nervous of the days to come.

    They had survived so much,
    In the recent years…
    Attacks from the Catzilla for one!
    They had even survived the Earthquack of Feburary!
    They were a brave bunch!

    But they had heard the rumors…
    They shut their doors,
    They boarded up their windows.
    In fear they were

    For what was coming,
    Was a deadly creature,
    It was the Easter Bunny
    That
    300
    Foot tall
    Thing!!

    They called his coming the Hopaclypse,
    The darkest day of the year
    The day where anything goes…
    As the easter bunny travels the globe

    The danger comes from the hopping,
    Thus the name the Hopaclypse you see
    The easter bunny just doesn’t watch
    Where the hops are going to go and be.

    They usually start off small
    As all bunny hops tend to do,
    But somewhere in there excitement grows
    And then hops just go out of control!
    Next you know theres cities in smoke
    Rubble across the world around!
    To make matters worse the easter bunnys clumsy
    and trips all over the show…
    This of course creates afterstomps
    As bad as a deadly Earthquack or two!

    So Blocktopia is not alone
    In the fear of which it lives
    At least soon easter will be over
    And the bunny will go back to sleep.

    But if theres anything to learn from Blocktopia
    The greatest Blocktropolis of them all…
    Its that we should be weary,
    Each year the hopaclypse is close!


    April 22nd, 2011 | Matty Angel | No Comments |

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Matty is a 37 year old girl who is an Autistic Poet, Writer and Artist and lives alone in Christchurch New Zealand with a kitty! Matty has given many talks on autism and about being unique in a world that's often not accepting, Matty has also engaged with artist and worked on Art projects Matty usually works on an Art project at the same time as a writing one! This means posts can be a bit delayed!

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