NB: Well… this poem speaks for itself! If I had a tail! If I had a tail I would be so very glad I would always show it off And flick it on things when I’m mad If I had a tail I would always swish it in circles Up and down, left to right […]
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HISTORICAL DOCUMENT Commissioned Inquiry into Missing Treasury Funds by the ZorroBear Intelligence Agency (Where theres crime theres ZorroBear) NB: The Morning Routine of Her Royal Highness the leader of the Kingdom of Bedroom Then Morning Routine The day Always begins the same Whether sunny, cloudy or stormy rain This is Her Highness the Princess Kitty […]
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NB: I wrote this in 2007, and I wrote it inside a instant messenger chat box when I was speaking to one of my best friends in the world, Tene. (He lives in the UK, is very geeky and one of my favorite people in the world!) Anyways we were chatting about how if someone […]
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NB: Someone asked me today why I go in circles all the times, I like to twirl and run in circles. Circles are cool. This is my answer. Scientific Circles! I will base my life around a theory, A theory I know is true, that if I run around in circles, I will time travel […]
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NB: This is part 2 of The Missing Invitation story, please CLICK HERE TO READ PART 1 otherwise this story will make no sense! I hope you enjoy this Helen, and don’t forget to smile and giggle lots! The Missing Invitation! PART 2! So off Prince Epic went Who may possibly be a moose, With […]
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NB: The Missing Invitation, PART 1, FOR HELEN! My bestest Alaskan goat herder friend and Queen of Fort Goat, I LOVES YOU LOTS HELEN!!! The Missing Invitation, PART 1 It all began with a Maaaaaa, And a stomp of a hoof or four As a certain goat, with two great horns Sat with his hairy […]
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NB: I was writing a fan-mail to someone recently, a voice actor of a cartoon I like very much. I use to know one of the voice actors of that cartoon. She was a very wonderful, special, inspiring and beautiful person called Maddie Blaustein, but I knew her online as Kendra. Kendra was such a […]
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Its raining Its pouring My kitty’s not snoring… Shes running in circles, Meowing at the door, Pushing things off the table, Tipping over her bowls… Shes being a grumpy butt! A crazy kitty cat!! I can’t believe shes not sleeping… Shes usually good at that.
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Did you know that I’m a kitty cat? Did you know that I’m a kitty cat I do kitty things cause I was made like that!! I use door frames to scratch my neck And the rug is great for itchy backs Did you know that I’m a kitty cat I do kitty things cause […]
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NB: I’m just sad today. In a pout It was a sad day, Cold with a chill Matty of MattyLand Sat so quiet and still. His eyes were a tear As he sat on the couch He snuggled Miss Lovealot Squeakypaw in a big pout. He didn’t know why It was such a sad day […]
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